Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Just Relax !


We all get stressed; good reason, wrong reason, no reason. What do you do to slide into that "What, me worry?" state of mind? Vacation? Fishin'? Road trip? Good book? I guess a simple list of personal vices would work if that's what works for you and it's done in good taste.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I have a bad week I go out on Saturday morning and shoot trap or skeet. It takes the edge off. Go home, relax, and settle in for the weekend.

Anonymous said...

Drink, drink, smoke, smoke, drink, smoke, sleep.

Anonymous said...

One good session at the gym usually does the trick.

trapper john said...

Take a walk or go for a leisurely bike ride. Just get out of the house. Turn off the TV, the computer, and the stereo. Even better when you do it by yourself.

Anonymous said...

I usually wouldn't take issue with a new poster, but Trapper has to understand that some of us less fortunate folks do plenty of physical labor on their jobs during the day, and a quiet, relaxing evening for us involves a couch or lazy boy and a beer or three.

Anonymous said...

I know how normal people relax. What I want to know is, how does Big Nasty relax???

Stonehead said...

I can't believe no one has talked about having a doobie yet. What a bunch of phony wussies.

Big Nasty said...

I have been recently called to Calhoun and Hamilton counties to research residents' concerns. These items cannot be made public at this time and may never be, as it is in the hands of government officials.

Anonymous said...

One can only surmise that the hog populations are out of control.

stonehead said...

People who say they can't relax are morons. Don't they know that a doctor can prescribe them any number of great drugs that will relax you completely. If you are lucky, they may even induce a drunken stupor. Just go see your doctor, and tell him you're having trouble relaxing.

Anonymous said...

I would love to permanently relax Stonerhead with a two by four across the forehead.

intelligent iowan said...

Really hanging out in the garage with a beer will relax almost any man I know. As for the women, they seem to be happiest when you put some cash in their hands and send them shopping.

Braxton said...

Try a massage.... You will feel oh so good!

Don't knock it, unless you have tried it.

Diamond Dave said...

I don't believe a 2 by 4 would be sufficient against one Stone Head.

Buford T Justice said...

Anonymous, try taking that 2x4 to an igneious formation in your yard. Stonehead wins every time.

Yang Kuo said...

I don't believe a 2 by 4 would be sufficient against one Stone Head.

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