Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Singles in Jefferson

Where would a single guy hang out in Jefferson if he wanted to meet a single girl?

13 comments:

Tars Tarkus said...

Single girl? I have no clue. If you are a gay guy...then I would recommend any Lutheran church service.

Anonymous said...

I have always had good luck at family reunions. Uh, I don't mean family, I mean family friends, you know.

Anonymous said...

Let's exclude the extremes...not in high school (or younger) and not in the nursing home. Dang! That really narrows it down. I'd say your best bet is any of a number of bible study groups. Don't forget your face mask and snorkel at the dunking (baptism).

Anonymous said...

This "Bistro" has just been started and already I'm sick of your condescending attitude toward the people of Jefferson. That comment by fred was obviously a "plant" that you wrote trying to be funny. I know where the gays are and they're not at the Lutheran church.

Anonymous said...

I don't know. Lutheran church, high school, nursing home, bible study- I might have to go with Verin on the family reunion.

Anonymous said...

The Dueseyberger had some cuties working there. Wait, that's closed. Umm, the A&W had some cute waitresses. Oh, that's closed, too. Pamida?

Anonymous said...

Since I'm married, I don't know where a single guy would hang out to meet a single girl, but I have heard that married guys from Jefferson end up in Des Moines when they're looking to date a cop.

Anonymous said...

It is truly amazing how the DSM cops are always ready when you're looking for a quick date.

Anonymous said...

Single male in Jefferson looking for single female? I'd try the internet or the personals section in the DSM Register. If you want to make babies, I'd mix your DNA with someone from outside of Greene County.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking you could wait outside the LEC at about 8 on Saturday morning. You might meet a single girl who was still drunk and needed a friend.

Anonymous said...

I get it now, LEC = Lucky Encounters Central.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what sort of crowd will be hanging out at the Law Enforcement Center this coming Saturday morning? I'm guessing 7 to 8 guys.

landmine said...

This is funny!! You go to Jefferson on any given date you can get laid c'mon! All you need is some meth and the girls wont leave you alone!